A journey from abroad to admire the greatest monument in Rome: ME! The slave @arabcmdump knocks on my door, and I immediately put him in his place—making him lick my soles and kiss the floor I walk on every day. I trample his hands so that my divine feet never touch the ground, using his mouth and tongue to clean my soles to perfection. Finally, he has the immense honor of sniffing my fragrant Air Force Ones.