just the kind of domestic arrangement that suits me fine. Young random straight guy working on my trees parks his pickup on my front and stays the night. Next day he’s still there, and a kitbag full of his clobber appears in the hallway. That night he’s on my sofa fucking his girlfriend. I discreetly withdraw. It’s his home now, and he does what he likes. Sometimes if he gets home after working late he climbs into my bed, unshowered, for a sex-free cuddle and falls into a deep sleep, slobbering down my back. It’s his birthday next month. I’m buying him an Audi S5

OH MY GOD SO EFFIN HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!